Mark Tainter / Kangaroos / Swords / Weirdness

[RoDenT]

---- New Conversation @ Fri Sep 3 14:01:25 2004 ----

(14:01:25) cS Hi BOb: sup paul
(14:01:36) cS Hi BOb: hows it going
(14:10:46) HstngSltns: alright
(14:10:47) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I'm not here I'm doing somthing.. most liky watching tv,bathroom,out to eat, doing the dishes,brushing teeth, working out, died in working out so I mite be a little late if you want to leave a message for people to see next to my dead body how is your time..
Thx,
Hi BOb
(14:10:48) HstngSltns: sleepy
(14:10:54) cS Hi BOb: ha
(14:10:58) cS Hi BOb: me yoo
(14:11:00) cS Hi BOb: too*
(14:11:03) cS Hi BOb: brb one sec
(14:15:49) cS Hi BOb: k
(14:56:21) HstngSltns: my neck hurts
(14:56:31) cS Hi BOb: mine too
(14:56:36) cS Hi BOb: I just snape it back
(14:56:42) cS Hi BOb: same with my back
(14:56:56) HstngSltns: mine got punched by a kangaroo
(14:57:06) HstngSltns: i gave him a couple stabs in the belly after
(15:00:07) HstngSltns: then he hit me again
(15:00:09) HstngSltns: i was so mad
(15:01:59) HstngSltns: you ever get punched by an angry kangaroo before?
(15:02:24) HstngSltns: do you have many kangaroos in michigan?
(15:03:13) HstngSltns: it's nutty. they are all over the place here
(15:03:28) HstngSltns: its the number 1 cause of traffic accidents in southern california
(15:03:40) HstngSltns: they just run all around and cause trouble
(15:03:54) cS Hi BOb: ??
(15:03:55) cS Hi BOb: woot
(15:04:00) cS Hi BOb: where you live again
(15:07:31) HstngSltns: southern california
(15:07:32) HstngSltns: anaheim
(15:07:59) cS Hi BOb: usa?
(15:07:59) cS Hi BOb: lol
(15:12:34) HstngSltns: yes
(15:12:37) HstngSltns: its nutty
(15:12:48) HstngSltns: we didn't use to have a kangaroo problem like 5 years ago
(15:13:14) HstngSltns: but someone imported some kangaroos and they multiplied like bunny rabits
(15:13:27) HstngSltns: you probably have racoons that go through your trash?
(15:13:35) HstngSltns: we have kangaroos. have to keep trash cans locked
(15:15:39) HstngSltns: you ever see the movie, "Return of the Apes"?
(15:16:02) cS Hi BOb: no
(15:16:19) HstngSltns: oh.. well its kinda like that but not monkeys, kangaroos
(15:18:25) cS Hi BOb: monkeys are better
(15:19:40) HstngSltns: monkeys throw their poop. kangaroos punch you in the face
(15:19:54) HstngSltns: kangaroos are more dangerous
(15:20:30) cS Hi BOb: poop is fun the throw back
(15:21:34) HstngSltns: A kangaroo viciously attacked a woman Tuesday as she picked roses outside her home on the edge of Orange County, a report said.

Sylvia Aldren was working in the garden of her home near Disneyland when the large kangaroo pushed her to the ground and then kicked, bit and scratched her, Fox News television said.
(15:22:09) HstngSltns: Aldren said she sensed trouble when she noticed a few kangaroos nearby and one approached her.

"The look in the kangaroo's eye made me feel that I knew I was in trouble," she said. "I thought this is it, he's going to kill me."
(15:22:30) HstngSltns: Aldren was taken to a hospital with injuries to her chest, thighs, arms and legs, the report said.

Neighbors said they have been terrorized in recent years by a mob of around 50 kangaroos that live in a nearby area.
(15:22:46) HstngSltns: news article
(15:23:30) cS Hi BOb: why do you have them
(15:24:00) HstngSltns: 50 Kangaroo mob! nutty. we have them because someone brought a couple hundred or something over from australia and they breed and now there's thousands
(15:24:32) cS Hi BOb: kill them then
(15:24:47) HstngSltns: too many liberals, animal cruelty laws. etc
(15:24:52) HstngSltns: if you kill one you got to jail
(15:24:57) cS Hi BOb: lol
(15:24:59) cS Hi BOb: thats so gay
(15:25:00) HstngSltns: i guess people rather die from an animal than kill it
(15:25:40) cS Hi BOb: stupid people only
(15:25:44) HstngSltns: yep
(15:25:55) HstngSltns: still, fighting with a kangaroo is no fun. they dont fight fair
(15:25:59) HstngSltns: and they get angry so easily
(15:26:14) HstngSltns: if your out on the street corner eating a hamburger they will try to steal it from you
(15:26:36) cS Hi BOb: I would just leave there
(15:26:42) cS Hi BOb: its gay
(15:26:53) HstngSltns: ya it sucks sometimes
(15:27:04) HstngSltns: not many people have picnics anymore
(15:27:25) cS Hi BOb: I would kill one if it came at me
(15:27:31) HstngSltns: with what
(15:27:35) cS Hi BOb: sword
(15:27:39) HstngSltns: they fight like boxers
(15:27:50) cS Hi BOb: I fight like a swords men
(15:27:54) HstngSltns: i'd kill one too if i could
(15:28:18) cS Hi BOb: I always carry a sword on me
(15:28:40) HstngSltns: you serious?
(15:28:48) cS Hi BOb: yea
(15:28:53) HstngSltns: even at school?
(15:28:57) cS Hi BOb: oh no
(15:29:08) cS Hi BOb: just like when I'm on the street
(15:29:13) cS Hi BOb: I always do
(15:29:17) HstngSltns: ya, thats good. you'd need it here
(15:29:33) cS Hi BOb: its like 42'' sword
(15:29:56) cS Hi BOb: its pretty sweet
(15:30:08) HstngSltns: thats cool
(15:30:17) cS Hi BOb: yea
(15:30:25) cS Hi BOb: people are like why do you have a sword?
(15:30:30) HstngSltns: 42" should be long enough to slice a kangaroo without him smacking you
(15:30:39) cS Hi BOb: oh yea
(15:30:40) cS Hi BOb: lol
(15:31:22) HstngSltns: You ever go to the market and when you leave there's someone outside asking for money?
(15:31:30) HstngSltns: like a charity
(15:31:34) cS Hi BOb: yea
(15:31:43) cS Hi BOb: I pulled my sword out a few times
(15:31:45) HstngSltns: we have those too, sometimes kangaroos hang out in the front
(15:31:53) cS Hi BOb: it keeps the kids in line
(15:31:56) HstngSltns: and try to steal your food while you load your car
(15:32:11) HstngSltns: they like Krispy Kreme too
(15:32:15) cS Hi BOb: I got this cool thing at goes on your back
(15:32:21) cS Hi BOb: to put your sword in
(15:32:25) HstngSltns: oh cool
(15:32:44) cS Hi BOb: its pretty sweet
(15:32:53) cS Hi BOb: some guy was like get in the car kid
(15:33:05) HstngSltns: oh my
(15:33:09) cS Hi BOb: and I pulled out the sword and he said " HOLY ****" and drove off
(15:33:10) HstngSltns: did you slice his arm?
(15:33:16) HstngSltns: oh cool
(15:33:34) cS Hi BOb: I like doing things like that makes them think about next time
(15:33:46) HstngSltns: ya
(15:33:53) HstngSltns: kangaroos dont care tho
(15:33:59) HstngSltns: they are vicious and will hurt you just for fun
(15:34:01) cS Hi BOb: so I dont care if I kill one
(15:34:10) cS Hi BOb: I will kill them for the fun of it
(15:34:17) HstngSltns: they are worse than gang members
(15:34:20) cS Hi BOb: it comes I will slice it all up
(15:34:26) cS Hi BOb: and eat it
(15:34:28) HstngSltns: i should buy a sword
(15:34:38) cS Hi BOb: I whent to sword school and stuff
(15:34:41) cS Hi BOb: it was fun
(15:34:51) cS Hi BOb: I learrned to kill somone fast with a sword lol
(15:35:09) HstngSltns: how do you kill someone fast with a sword
(15:35:27) cS Hi BOb: cut the head off
(15:35:33) cS Hi BOb: real fast
(15:35:42) HstngSltns: thats a pretty good way
(15:35:44) cS Hi BOb: think putting your arms up will help?
(15:35:55) HstngSltns: help you lose your arms too
(15:35:56) cS Hi BOb: dont count on it it will go right threw
(15:35:56) HstngSltns: haha
(15:36:24) cS Hi BOb: my mom was like why do you like swords?
(15:36:36) cS Hi BOb: I'm like.. cause I like killing with swords maybe?
(15:36:48) HstngSltns: lol
(15:37:23) cS Hi BOb: aw man time to eat
(15:37:27) cS Hi BOb: see yea later
(15:37:34) HstngSltns: i got a cool stie for ya
(15:37:41) HstngSltns: http://www.realultimatepower.net/
(15:37:56) HstngSltns: check it out when you have time
(15:38:01) HstngSltns: its about swords and ninjas
(15:38:21) cS Hi BOb: I dont use my ninja sword
(15:38:27) cS Hi BOb: its to small
(15:38:28) cS Hi BOb: lol
(15:38:33) HstngSltns: but check this site
(15:38:34) cS Hi BOb: ohh shh time to eat
(15:38:35) HstngSltns: its awesome
(15:38:38) cS Hi BOb: I will
(15:38:42) cS Hi BOb: brb
(15:46:38) cS Hi BOb: back
(15:58:14) cS Hi BOb: kangaroos huh I think your full of it
(16:15:40) HstngSltns: what?
(16:19:14) HstngSltns: you dont believe me about the kangaroo problem?
(16:19:23) HstngSltns: you should come check it out for yourself
(16:19:40) cS Hi BOb: nah I'm fine here
(16:24:18) HstngSltns: why dont you believe me?
(16:24:30) cS Hi BOb: cause you just trying to get back at me
(16:24:40) HstngSltns: for what?
(16:24:54) cS Hi BOb: wasting your time
(16:25:02) HstngSltns: lol, no
(16:25:35) cS Hi BOb: I want pics
(16:25:53) HstngSltns: you should ask hooters
(16:26:02) HstngSltns: he was here a few months ago and saw for himself
(16:26:45) cS Hi BOb: pics
(16:28:38) HstngSltns: i dont have any pics
(16:28:59) HstngSltns: i'll take my camera with me the next few days i go out and take some if i see any
(16:29:14) cS Hi BOb: ok
(16:29:56) HstngSltns: but you should ask hooters
(16:30:24) cS Hi BOb: I wouldnt belive hoots
(16:30:49) HstngSltns: he's an honest guy
(16:31:02) cS Hi BOb: I still dont like him

[RoDenT]

Bob, heres some pictures from my house and around town:

Picture 1 (http://www.mjgkramer.com/animals/kangaroo.jpg)

Picture 2 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Western-Grey-Kangaroo-with-joey.jpg)

Picture 3 (http://www.alicia-logic.com/email/Lounging%20Kangaroo.jpg)

[RoDenT]

(20:18:27) cS Hi BOb: why do I still have noob powers? (20:18:34) cS Hi BOb: I been playing like all the time

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(21:04:46) cS Hi BOb: want more to come put of my mouth? (21:04:56) HstngSltns: huh? (21:05:06) cS Hi BOb: fly crap fly (21:05:11) cS Hi BOb: fly to your home (21:05:17) cS Hi BOb: fly home go on

[Hi BOb]

.. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl I make myself laugh so hard it hurts!

[RoDenT]

Note: Hostmaser was gone most of this conversation. He used a program that would send a message to someone when they messaged him. This is proof that bob talks too much, and has got to have some mental condition:

---- New Conversation @ Mon Jun 14 23:06:34 2004 ----

(23:06:34) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(23:06:35) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(23:06:43) cS Hi BOb: huh?
(23:06:43) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:06:54) cS Hi BOb: hum I was
(23:07:06) cS Hi BOb: fighting with my girlfriend
(23:07:20) cS Hi BOb: said I was going to bed
(23:07:31) cS Hi BOb: but I'm going to play some cs 1st
(23:07:53) cS Hi BOb: oh ok well bye
(23:07:53) HstngSltns <AUTO-REPLY> : I haven't typed a key or moved my mouse in 20 minutes or so. It's possible I'm around, you may wish to call. (714)524-6964
(23:08:01) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(23:08:02) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(23:08:12) cS Hi BOb: hum
(23:08:12) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:08:19) cS Hi BOb: I just told you
(23:08:37) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(23:08:37) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(23:08:43) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:09:00) cS Hi BOb: what in the world I'm not in the mood
(23:09:00) HstngSltns <AUTO-REPLY> : I haven't typed a key or moved my mouse in 20 minutes or so. It's possible I'm around, you may wish to call. (714)524-6964
(23:09:23) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(23:09:23) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(23:09:36) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:09:45) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(23:09:45) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(23:09:48) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:09:51) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(23:09:51) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(23:09:53) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:09:57) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(23:09:57) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(23:10:10) cS Hi BOb: mm what in the world did you do
(23:10:10) HstngSltns <AUTO-REPLY> : I haven't typed a key or moved my mouse in 20 minutes or so. It's possible I'm around, you may wish to call. (714)524-6964
(23:10:10) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:10:41) cS Hi BOb: oh well just block me :(
(23:10:46) cS Hi BOb: :'(
(23:10:50) cS Hi BOb logged out.
(23:54:58) cS Hi BOb logged in.
(23:54:58) HstngSltns: hey bob, you signed up, sup dewd?
(23:55:23) cS Hi BOb: huh whats dewd
(23:55:23) HstngSltns <AUTO-REPLY> : I haven't typed a key or moved my mouse in 20 minutes or so. It's possible I'm around, you may wish to call. (714)524-6964
(00:32:35) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(00:32:35) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(00:32:35) HstngSltns <AUTO-REPLY> : I haven't typed a key or moved my mouse in 20 minutes or so. It's possible I'm around, you may wish to call. (714)524-6964
(00:32:36) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(00:53:30) HstngSltns: hey bob, where are ya?
(00:53:51) HstngSltns: hey bob, where are ya?
(00:53:52) cS Hi BOb: what?
(00:53:52) HstngSltns <AUTO-REPLY> : I haven't typed a key or moved my mouse in 20 minutes or so. It's possible I'm around, you may wish to call. (714)524-6964
(00:58:15) cS Hi BOb logged out.
---- New Conversation @ Tue Jun 15 10:13:00 2004 ----
(10:13:00) cS Hi BOb: ..paul
(10:13:04) HstngSltns: yes
(10:13:14) cS Hi BOb: hello that you paul
(10:13:16) cS Hi BOb: paul!!
(10:13:27) cS Hi BOb: hello!!
(10:13:31) cS Hi BOb: can you hear me!!
(10:13:52) cS Hi BOb: I think your computer is going to blow up!!
(10:14:04) HstngSltns: thats precious
(10:14:06) cS Hi BOb: It was like talking to me last nite!!
(10:14:12) HstngSltns: what was?
(10:14:18) cS Hi BOb: Your computer
(10:14:20) HstngSltns: rofl
(10:14:33) cS Hi BOb: I put a away thing
(10:14:34) HstngSltns: how do you mean?
(10:14:45) cS Hi BOb: and it say bob where did you go!
(10:15:01) HstngSltns: you liar
(10:15:06) cS Hi BOb: no really
(10:15:13) HstngSltns: thats nutty
(10:15:17) cS Hi BOb: and when I came back it said somthing
(10:15:47) HstngSltns: it knew when you came back?
(10:15:50) cS Hi BOb: like bob there you are
(10:16:08) HstngSltns: lol
(10:16:08) cS Hi BOb <AUTO-REPLY> : I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
(10:16:15) cS Hi BOb: when I did that
(10:16:18) HstngSltns: oh
(10:16:24) cS Hi BOb: whats up with that
(10:16:32) cS Hi BOb: I was talking with your computer
(10:16:32) HstngSltns: i dunno man
(10:16:38) HstngSltns: what time was it?
(10:16:45) cS Hi BOb: hum maybe 4
(10:16:52) cS Hi BOb: 3
(10:17:05) HstngSltns: whoa, i was sleeping then, and the office was all locked up
(10:17:15) cS Hi BOb: =-O
(10:17:20) cS Hi BOb: ghost!!
(10:17:28) cS Hi BOb: oh wait
(10:17:31) cS Hi BOb: that was my time
(10:17:42) cS Hi BOb: what time is it there right now
(10:17:47) HstngSltns: 10:17
(10:18:00) cS Hi BOb: see its 1:17 here
(10:18:17) HstngSltns: that makes it midnight here at earliest. i left at 11
(10:18:37) cS Hi BOb: really you didnt know anything about that?
(10:18:49) cS Hi BOb: it was driving me crazy
(10:19:01) HstngSltns: let me check the logs
(10:19:18) HstngSltns: ROFL
(10:19:26) HstngSltns: (23:06:43) HstngSltns: oh your back, where were ya?
(23:06:54) cS Hi BOb: hum I was
(23:07:06) cS Hi BOb: fighting with my girlfriend
(23:07:20) cS Hi BOb: said I was going to bed
(23:07:31) cS Hi BOb: but I'm going to play some cs 1st
(23:07:53) cS Hi BOb: oh ok well bye
(23:07:53) HstngSltns : I haven't typed a key or moved my mouse in 20 minutes or so. It's possible I'm around, you may wish to call. (714)524-6964
(23:08:01) HstngSltns: hey bob, where did you go?
(10:19:39) HstngSltns: ROFLROFLROFL
(10:19:43) HstngSltns: i didnt type that
(10:19:53) HstngSltns: i was asleep
(10:19:58) HstngSltns: i'm not kidding
(10:20:02) cS Hi BOb: like I said I was talking with your computer
(10:20:11) cS Hi BOb: nice guy
(10:20:30) cS Hi BOb: see what I mean
(10:20:36) cS Hi BOb: it never stoped
(10:21:15) cS Hi BOb: I think your computer has gone crazy
(10:21:50) HstngSltns: maybe so
(10:21:58) HstngSltns: see if it does anything again tonight
(10:22:06) cS Hi BOb: k
(10:22:06) HstngSltns: freaky
(10:22:23) cS Hi BOb: yea
(10:22:24) cS Hi BOb: ha
(10:25:01) cS Hi BOb: maybe alines are trying to talk to me
(10:25:09) HstngSltns: rofl
(10:25:18) cS Hi BOb: :-\
(10:25:28) cS Hi BOb: or somone is useing your computer
(10:25:29) HstngSltns: wait, i have a security camera in here, let me check the tapes
(10:25:38) cS Hi BOb: k
(10:25:51) cS Hi BOb: I would like a security camera
(10:26:05) cS Hi BOb: I be like who took my cookies!!!
(10:26:23) cS Hi BOb: then I look at tapes and I'm like HAHA it was me
(10:30:13) HstngSltns: the tapes show nobody here, monitor off
(10:30:26) cS Hi BOb: computer on?
(10:30:40) HstngSltns: yeah, its always on, but the monitor was off and nobody in the building
(10:30:56) cS Hi BOb: people can hack and use your computer
(10:31:03) HstngSltns: nope
(10:31:10) HstngSltns: very tight firewall
(10:31:18) HstngSltns: nothing can get it, period
(10:31:21) cS Hi BOb: maybe you picked somthing up
(10:31:25) cS Hi BOb: download
(10:31:27) cS Hi BOb: paul
(10:31:32) HstngSltns: nope, this isn't windows
(10:31:33) cS Hi BOb: porn llatly
(10:31:34) HstngSltns: linux
(10:31:38) cS Hi BOb: lol
(10:32:29) cS Hi BOb: I got linux dont use it tho
(10:33:22) cS Hi BOb: maybe somone just hacked in your aim
(10:33:44) cS Hi BOb: got your password some how
(10:34:03) HstngSltns: then the chat you had last night wouldn't be in my logs
(10:34:50) cS Hi BOb: dooesnt aol do that
(10:35:02) cS Hi BOb: or is it on your computer
(10:35:46) HstngSltns: its on my computer
(10:35:53) HstngSltns: all my IM's are logged
(10:36:15) cS Hi BOb: then there is only one way
(10:36:23) cS Hi BOb: aliens
(10:36:44) HstngSltns: aliens do not exist
(10:36:52) cS Hi BOb: you dont know that
(10:36:59) HstngSltns: unless your saying a mexican crossed the border and broke in
(10:37:08) cS Hi BOb: yea
(10:37:25) cS Hi BOb: but this mexican you cant see
(10:38:14) cS Hi BOb: and he can plug monitor wire in his brain
(10:38:29) HstngSltns: ah ha ha
(10:38:55) cS Hi BOb: save lots of money on a monitor that way
(10:39:05) cS Hi BOb: need I really good video card tho
(10:40:41) cS Hi BOb: brb need to do dished
(10:40:44) cS Hi BOb: dishes

[Hi BOb]

what can I say 2004 wasnt my year

[RoDenT]

actually some of these were 2005

[jellydoughnut217]

hmmmm, interesting, but i would edit out hosts # if i were u, or else delinquints like myself may feel the need to give host random calls late at night...

[Hi BOb]

I never laughed so hard at somone then myself!

[HostMaster]

Its the number for Phillips Data offices... was the number. Its since been changed, so if someone answers that means the phone company has re-assigned the number. hehe

[jellydoughnut217]

HM your such a crappy liar. I just called the # and asked if Hostmaster was there, turns out the lady was Hostmasters mom, and he lives in her basement. HM is a BUM!

[HostMaster]

Im a crappy liar? Or did you really call someone and ask for "HostMaster"? ROFL

[jellydoughnut217]

don't ever doubt me

[Hi BOb]

don't ever doubt me
is it me or does jelly sound like hes going thru his period latly??

[Homizide]

is it me or does jelly sound like hes going thru his period latly??
No his balls are dropping. Ill give him that much.

[RoDenT]

you best all respect jelly now =) only host, tuan, liggy, and i can make fun of him now =P

[jellydoughnut217]

yeah word up to my niggs, and no unfortunately my testicles have not yet departed...the doctor says any day now

[Liggy]

yeah word up to my niggs, and no unfortunately my testicles have not yet departed...the doctor says any day now

Departed?! You plan on removing em!? Getting neutered?

[Hi BOb]

silly silly people where did you call come from silly vill?

[Homizide]

yeah word up to my n***s, and no unfortunately my testicles have not yet departed...the doctor says any day now may
they rest in peace =p