I want a MaStEr~X for Christmas, complete with unbeatable wit and a built-in aimbot, and other features that are too numerous to name here. Including but not limited to:
- Unlimited Awesome
- Personal Bodyguard
- Ability to light things on fire
- Ability to see through walls
- Ability to launch an all out war versus the entire universe, including Corridinus which is home of the species known as Corridus-fattyus, and still win by an ridiculously large amount.
- Ability to wear prescription Sun Gl***es
- Full Set of Barbie Doll colletion complete with real rainbow action.
- Ability to lean on air
- Acquire a firearm
- Acquire a Confederate Bill
- Acquire ridiculously high amounts of money instantly without working
- Ability to exhert an unseen force upon your surroundings, bringing them to your knees to worship.
- Have an aura of awesome surround you
- Ability to shoot a bullet from france during the Civil War and take out the entire Confederate Army, 7 planes, defeat Germany in WW2, and shoot Hitler in the head from Pearl Harbor.
- Have the Constitution wrinkle in your presence
- ∞
The list goes on and on, however I will stop here. *continues intoxication by consumption of Eggnog*