BOb TannED!?!

[Hi BOb]

As you might or might not know, but I live my life in in my room and today I whent to teh beach on lik overtime! one 1st I whent swimming for 2 hours then I walked on the beach shore 4 miles and then swimmed 2 more hours and I thought I would show you what happens to a nerd that never goes outside looks like when he show himself to the ray and laser cutting beams of the all powerfull SUN FROM UP ABOVE ( CRAPPY Ozone DIDNT HELP ME )

[Retlaw]

It's the lobster boy!

[HostMaster]

that was pretty dumb bobby. why didn't you put on sunscreen? like me you prolly need SPF 90

[Hi BOb]

I had spf 50 ... oh ya BTW I also lost my glasses on the beach ohh BTW I was in a car accident like a hour ago I cops came up to me and they are like " Are you hurt!?" I was like " Ya, I got bad sunburn on my back and tummy and it kinda hurts right now. " then they just walked away laughing like I was joking or somthing.. not every good cops not caring about my well being like that and stuff anyways I got to skip church so.. WOOHOO!